Step 2: Spend time in prayer, preferably in a hermitage or fasting in a
cave. Be sure to wring your hands
and cry often for dramatic effect.
Compare yourself to Catherine of Siena, Rose of Lima, or any other saint
whose life is completely outlandish
or involves wacky penances, multiple visions, and miraculous occurrences.
Step 3: Tell all your friends that you
are discerning. Broadcast the news
as widely as possible, especially to
Wrap a towel or
shirt around your
head. Reassure yourself
that you look just like
Ingrid Bergman in The
Bells of St. Mary’s.
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